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WhatsApp 24/7 Auto-Reply

Never miss a customer on WhatsApp again.

Your WhatsApp answers customers in seconds, 24/7, in Spanish and English. It uses only the info you approve. Anything tricky goes to a real person on your team.

  • WhatsApp
  • Instagram DM
  • Spanish and English
  • Google Sheets
See plans and prices Ask on WhatsApp

It is the same automatic assistant we set up for you, answering for us.

RepliesIn seconds, 24/7
LanguagesSpanish and English
LiveWithin 3 business days
You decideApproved answers only

How it works

Four steps.
No long calls.

You can do it all from your phone. You approve every answer before it goes out.

  1. Choose a plan and pay

    By card online, or pay the setup at OXXO.

    Two minutes

  2. Connect your WhatsApp

    One button opens Meta’s official signup. You stay the owner of the account.

    About 5 minutes

  3. Approve your answers

    Fill in prices, hours and policies. We show you sample replies and you approve them.

    From your phone

  4. Go live

    We test it with you and switch the assistant on.

    Within 3 business days

Who it is for

Businesses that get
the same questions all day.

If your team answers the same thing ten times a day, or messages get lost at night, this is for you.

  • Tour operatorsTimes, meeting point, what is included, how to book.
  • Dive shopsCertifications, daily trips, gear, conditions.
  • RestaurantsHours, menu, reservations, parking.
  • Vacation rentalsAvailability, check-in, house rules, location.
  • ClinicsServices, appointments, payment methods, directions.
  • Salons and spasPrices, appointments, cancellations, offers.

Plans

Clear prices,
in pesos.

One setup fee and a monthly care plan. Cancel the monthly plan any time with 30 days’ notice.

Founding spots

First 3 businesses: Reservas for MXN 3,500 setup, first month free.

In return, we ask for honest feedback during the first month.

3 of 3 spots left

Básico

Stop losing messages.

MXN 1,000/month

approx. USD 55/month

+ MXN 4,500 setup (approx. USD 245)

  • Instant Spanish and English answers from your approved FAQ
  • After-hours reply
  • Lead capture to your Google Sheet, plus an owner alert
  • Hands anything it cannot answer to a person
  • 30 min a month of updates
Most popular

Reservas

For businesses that run on bookings.

MXN 1,500/month

approx. USD 80/month

+ MXN 8,500 setup (approx. USD 460)

  • Everything in Básico
  • Instagram DM
  • Booking or hold requests (your staff confirm)
  • Reminder and confirmation messages
  • Monthly report
  • 1 h a month of updates

Completo

For two numbers or high volume.

MXN 2,500/month

approx. USD 135/month

+ MXN 15,000 setup (approx. USD 810)

  • Everything in Reservas
  • Up to 2 numbers
  • Missed-call text-back
  • Next-day follow-up
  • Review requests
  • Monthly review call
  • 2 h a month of updates

Secure payment with Stripe. Prices in Mexican pesos. USD is a rough guide only. With OXXO you pay the setup in cash. We send the monthly plan as an invoice. Terms of service · Privacy notice

What you pay separately

You own your WhatsApp Business account and pay Meta’s message fees directly. Meta gives each business number 1,000 free service messages a month. If you send fewer replies than that, Meta does not charge you for them.

If your setup needs a chatbot platform, you pay that subscription directly. We tell you before we start.

Meta’s official WhatsApp pricing

Honest notes

  • Meta must verify your businessIt usually takes a few days and is out of our hands. We help you through it.
  • It only answers from info you approveIf it does not know, it does not guess. It hands the chat to a person.
  • It never confirms what it cannot checkA booking is a request until your team confirms it.

Questions

Straight answers.

Do I need a new number?

No. We use your WhatsApp Business number. If you use the WhatsApp Business app on that number today, we explain your options by message or on a short call.

Who owns the account?

You do. Your WhatsApp Business account, Meta page and Google Sheet are yours. If you leave, you keep everything.

What if a customer asks something unusual?

The assistant does not make things up. It tells the customer a person will reply and alerts your team on WhatsApp.

Can it take bookings?

On Reservas and Completo it takes the request with the details you need. Your team confirms. It never promises a spot it cannot check.

What does Meta charge?

Meta gives 1,000 free service messages a month per number and charges per message after that. Rates are Meta’s and you pay them directly. See the link to their official pricing above.

How long until it is live?

Within 3 business days after you connect WhatsApp and approve your answers. Meta’s verification can add a few days.

Can I change the answers?

Yes. Every plan includes monthly update time: new prices, seasonal hours, offers.

How do I cancel?

Cancel the monthly plan any time with 30 days’ notice by email. Once setup starts, 50% of the setup fee is not refundable.

Can I pay at OXXO?

Yes, for the setup fee. The monthly plan is paid by card or by invoice.

Who is behind this?

Strategic Sloth, the studio of Rémi Couture. He sets up every assistant himself.

Questions?

Message us
on WhatsApp.

You get a reply from a person. Or pick a plan and we start today.

Ask on WhatsApp See plans

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STRATEGIC SLOTH LLC / LEGAL

Privacy policy

Updated September 21, 2026

What this website collects, why it is used, and the choices you have.

Who this notice covers

Strategic Sloth LLC is registered in Wyoming, United States, and operates this studio and learning website. Contact privacy@strategicsloth.com about privacy or your information. This notice covers this website, enquiries, and our handling of book-order information. Separate applications, games, and linked services may have their own notices.

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Terms & refunds

Updated September 21, 2026

Clear terms for using the site, buying digital books, and requesting a refund.

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